Put your words in Xmas Skwerl's mouth...
SKWERL SAYS: MORE COMMENTS COMING SOON
Okay, Santa, here's the deal. You take me off the naughty list & hook me up with a life long membership in the Nut of the Month Club, & I'll let you keep yours. Understand? Good! Now, smile for the camera!
I love santa
DEAR SANTA I WANT ME A BOX OF NUTS WITH A NICE WARM CORN ON THE COB TO GO WITH IT.
You look mighty tasty today
Hey santa...whisper whisper...oh my gosh! He's completely made out of plastic! How does he know what I want for Christmas if he's made out of plastic??
So what do you say? Santa & x-mas squirrel? What a team!
Psst! Santa! I climbed on the Christmas tree, broke the ornaments, ate all the candycanes, chewed the limbs, peed in the tree, & dug holes in the dirt & buried all the gifts. Now I want some more for Christmas!
Pssst, santa, your wife is on Line 4. Something about an elf revolt...
mmmmmmnnnnn tastes like peppermints
what are you telling santa? i want some nuts for christmas!
dear santa for xmas I want a bag of acorns, a bag of almonds, a bag of brazils, a bag of walnuts...
Hey santa you see that tree behind you? I bet there are plenty of acorns in it for us to share!
Are there any acorns hiding in that beard of yours Santa?
you spelled squirrel wrong dummy.
you know, fat boy, i could tell you what i want for christmas, but then i'd have to kill you!!!
PLease get rid of Mrs. McCleary's cat... oh, and peace on earth
santa this is what i want for christmas...
SANTA LISTEN TO ME now that I have your attention... actually I just wanted your attention :3
You're hot Santa
kiss me fat boy
Gimme the nuts or your elfes will begone by boxing day! I dont care about naughty or nice!
Hey santa...... HEY SANTA WAKE UP FOR F--K SAKE
Holla holla get dollar
You're next, fatty!
I reject these antdiluvian, pre-Christian religious rituals of the humans...pah! Humbug! The giving of gifts? What's that all about? It's all MINE anyway...now gimme a peanut...and an I-pod...and a tablet....and some chocolates...or I'll pull your ear off!
Pssst. Fatty- can you bring me some more of thoose coke covered nuts agin?
Then Mrs. Claus took three of elves into the back room and, well, let's just say "naughty" has a new definition...
I WANT A TRAIN! :D
Pssst. Santa- I want all the nuts in town. Delivered - 30 lbs a month. Thx.
It's got nuthin to do with "naughty" or "nice"! You bring me the nuts or you'll never see little Billy again!!
hohoho merry christmas!!! give me a boatload of p-nut butter cookies, i free Rudolph! deal?