by anonymous

Evil squirrels have invaded my backyard
Outside I am always on guard
They throw down bombs
And they throw them hard

The evil squirrels have been in their tree long
Everything they do is wrong
When youre hurt they laugh at you
As you fall in agony to the lawn

The evil squirrels launch pinecones and poo
Then they chatter and chew
And hang on to the branch in a furl
I hate everything they do

They create their bombs by chewing off the whorl
The smell of their poo makes me want to hurl
The annoyance will turn me into a churl
I am surrounded by evil squirrels