by skwerlhugger molly kule

Squirrels flattened on the pavement
tell the tale of man's enslavement
to the great god of speed.

And if you think, "Why should I worry,
after all, I'm in a hurry..."
just remember that your deed

Will make a list, and when you die,
you'll have eternity to wonder why
His sixth command "thoust did not heed!"

And when you find yourself in Hell
You'll have but one sad tale to tell
"I worshipped Volvo and Mercedes..."

While up above sits the furry creature,
enjoying Heaven's every feature,
for whom the True God created trees!