by skwerlhugger molly kule

The skwerl is a spooky beast,
With its gleaming teeth.
It chews the shell off of a nut,
To find what lies beneath.

But there's some nuts that cause a scare,
That even skwerls don't want!
To find even one good thing in them,
You'd really hafta hunt!

But it is said that if you can't
Find one good thing to say,
You shouldn't speak at all of 'em -
It's not the Kindly way.

So, ol' Osama, Jer, and Pat,
I think that thing I've found!
The world will be a better place,
When you three aren't around!!!