ODE TO PATRIOT MATSUI'S CAT
by skwerlhugger molly kule
That cat may think that in its jaws
The squirrel that it caught with claws
Has lost the war, but it isn't true
For the squirrel meal the cat will rue
For deep within the squirrel's hide
is a bot fly's baby that will soon abide
In the CNS of its feline host
And now that cat will soon be TOAST!
Go ask Alice...