Patriots, imagine that you're returning home from the weekly farmer's market with a basket full of fresh produce.
Suddenly with a squeal, a slavering prairie dawg leaps from the bushes... You feign left, dodge right and the chase is on.
Ordinarily, you'd pummel the beast with your Anti-Squirrel Coalition approved whacking stick; but tonight you're defenseless. You hear the gnashing of sharp, little teeth as the maniacal p-dawg gains on you. You know you can't outrun the demon; so, you'll have to use all the power of your brain to outwit it.
Ahead is a busy intersection and you rush headlong into it. Surely, the beast will be deterred, but it keeps coming (click p-dawg for comment).
You hear a loud squeal, but it's not the sound of your liberation. It's the sound of skwerlhuggers slamming on their brakes to let the rampaging p-dawg pass...
You make the other side of the street and abandon your produce in hopes that the monster will seize the treasure while you escape. But the drooling nutzy never misses a step... now it's personal.
You muster your last bit of strength and sprint up your street. With your house in view, you realize you won't make it!
But there's Clem's house... and he has a pool... you can make it... jump in the pool... and frustrate the p-dawg's attempt to take you down, because prairie dogs can't swim.
But you're wrong. Dead wrong...
CLICK HERE FOR SHOCKING VIDEO OF PRIZM IN BUCCANEER ACTION
There you have it, Patriots. A video snatched from a bastion of skwerlhuggery, the Prairie Dog Registry which clearly shows a drooling p-dawg in training for Lord knows what kind of nefarious assault on civilization.
The clip is also convincing evidence that we must not assume that we are safe from the bushytail horde simply because we are in an environment hostile to the skwerlien brutes. Thus, let us remain ever-vigilant and ever-ready to stop the slavering skwerlballs and their plot for squirrel world domiantion.
SHINY: PIRATE MEETS SKWERL
LoVEY SQUIRREL'S PRAIRIE DOG PHOTO GALLERY
PATRIOT CURTIS' THE RUT REVISITED
THE PRAIRIE DOG REGISTRY
graphics ssw; top dawg by Patriot Curtis
Prizm filmed by skwerlhugger Kim - embellished by ssw