CLETUS'S WORLD-O-SCIENCE WHERE SCIENCE MEETS THE MOUNTAINS

        Up heer in the mountins it's genrally known thet sum folks kin devine the future and/or figgur out thangs thet reglar folks ain't got a clue abowt. An' folks thet can do thet have a speshul skill that is worth envyin' - but not in a sinful way, more like admirayshun becuz it's sumthin thet sciunce can't explane. An' thet's what this re-port is abowt.
        See me an' Cuzin Luellen was sittin' in the shack waitin' fer her hubby, Cuzin Luke, t'git back frum pickin' up thar speshul babys frum the governmint learnin' centur, an' Luellen, she was reedin' frum the papir to me, which I usually find most restful aftir a hard day of concoktin' elixir seein' as her voice has the soothin' qualitys of an angel's. But, this time what she was reedin' was jist gettin' me double-twisted up.
        Thet's 'cuz Luellen was reedin' Ann Landers, which is sum sort of givin' advice collum based on the lettirs Ann gits, an' this gal was recountin' how she didn't care much fer how her husband's sayin' thet everyone was sum sort of animul in thar past life, an' particullarly thet she had been a skwerl! Then, Ann, she agrees with the wife an' evin as much as calls the husband a "jackass" fer sayin' so (you can clik heer t'gander at the lettir)!!!
        Now, this ain't the furst time I've takin exceptshun to Ms. Lander's advice regardin' skwerls, but this abowt takes the cake. If'n thet man kin tell who's a skwerl an' who ain't, then that's a tremendous skill. An' don't tell me it ain't scientifik to considur this, neither. Science ain't been all rite all the time when it comes to callin' a rose a rose. Take fer exampul the case of the Aye-Aye (thet's it on yer rite). This critter lives in Maddygascar, offin the east coast of Afryca. Whin them scientifiks furst spied it, well, they figgur'd it was a either a kangarroo or a skwerl, when any fool kin see thet it's some sorta chitterbox-like primate - a lemur, m'be (you kin click on the pic above t'heer what thet critter had t'say abowt bein' call'd a skwerl). An' heer's sum more picktures of thet varmint:

   

        Now, I m'be digressin' heer, but my point is thet you cain't allways tell a book by its covir, an' insted of Ann Landers discountin' and belittelin' thet man's talunts, she owght to be demandin' a scientifik study to determin if'n sum folks really was and is skwerls jist like I postulated whin i wrote "Do Skwerls Walk Amungst Us" awhilst back (see link be-low)...

CLETUS' SKWERL PRODUCT REVIEWS:
THE SQUIRREL MASTER
THE IRON SQUIRREL FEEDER
SQUIRREL AWAY
SKWERL-A-CUTE 'EM
CLETUS'S ANTI-SKWERL CONTRAPSHUN
STOP THE PRAIRIE PALS

Cletus courtesy of GreySquirrel