Take a look at the picture below, then tell us what the chitterbox is thinking or saying using the handy form. We'll publish your responses every few days and put up a new pic every week or two.
SKWERL SAYS: MORE COMMENTS COMING SOON
Now that the Very Important Inspection People left we can remove the sign, can't we? Can't we?...
He is saying " Leave so I can take a poop!" XD
Thank you, O Great Squirrel in the sky, for making my life rich in nuts and lovely lady squirrels. May I, your servant, live up to all your expectations! Arodent.
In the rich tapestry of life, I am but the washing instruction tag.
Wtf? Last week you gave me papermoney... Now you suggest I should "go wild"!?
Folks come on . Don't belive that sign. Look at me . All i'm asking for is a few crums, chips, peanuts. A nice banana would be good. I have a family that's starving .Pleaseee !!!
give me food u noobs!
Hm... The force is usually strong on the week minded humans... There must be some kind of disturbance in the force today.
Thus: The Begger!... Hm, as I said: The Begger... No?? (whispering:) Pssst- you're supposed to do your part...
And now for my next trick: The Begger..
Wild! Schmild! Just fork over the peanuts!
...and in conclusion, dear friends, let us remember to house the homeless, care for the ill, and FEED the SQUIRRELS, er, give food to the starving...like ME!
which nuts shall we have? when we get some they'll be gone in 5 seconds please im dying of starvation
Bretheren and sisteren, these people are trying to starve us. They don't get it. If you just give us enough peanuts, we will stay in the trees. If you don't, we will chew the wiring in your homes.
Please believe me, I'm starving. Whoever put up this sign is an idiot. Without your gratuitous offerings I will become extinct. Actually I'm just a lazy ass feed me dammit!
Neat huh? Next step is me in 3D!
wtf is going on..?
I need you to buy me some shoes! My feet are really hot on this rock! There is a shoe store seven miles away from here
Ah, but you see, my friend! You must observe the graphic carefully. I am NOT behind the "no" bar! I have stepped out from behind it--and am no longer restrained by it. I stand APART from it! This is not an accident at the printer's! We squirrels are GOIN' CRAZY, and you must give us FOOD to keep us wild because food drives us WILD!
In nomine patris, filii et spiritus sancti. Amen. Go in peace to love and serve the Big Squirrel in the sky.(This furry cassock's a bit tight).
To be...or not to be...a skwerl...that is the question...
No, you don't understand. That picture clearly prohibits you from holding food. Drop the peanut.
Look! See the resemblance? I posed for this sign--obviously I'm not "wild", I'm famous! It's OK to feed ME!
We plastic squirrels are actually cheaper to maintain than the real ones!
With most of the park rangers furloughed, Chitters intended to take full advantage of the sequester...
Don't believe what "park rangers" say. Please understand - I am a sweet sweet gentle creature. My housing and stores are limited. Please help!
Please, sir, I want some more. ~ "Oliver Twist"
oh, that sign? thats not there... who put that sign here!! i promise jus gimme some food.
Bwydwch y wiwerod llwyd, os gwelwch yn dda... Ydy hi'n Dydd Dewi Sant....
(Feed the grays, please ... It's St David's Day ....)
Chill, dude. Ranger Rick's been sequestered.
Look, skip the home schooling next time, ok? This IS my ecological niche. I'm an adaptive, opportunistic feeder, and we'll be around with the cockroaches when you're just a sad fossilized testament to that evolutionary one-trick-pony you call intelligence.
Is this a peanut which I see before me,
The stem toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee!
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A peanut of the mind, a false creation
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I'm so going to sue those guys for using that picture without me signing a release form!!
Nope, too small.... burned, keep going..... there to the left, no, your other left, yeah, that one-- the triple!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my.... come on, people, give it up! That's my best number! Geez, it's like I've got a "don't feed me" sign taped to my back.
Are those peanuts? Mmmmm.... Yes, I'm wild. Wild about you!
Yes, keep me wild! Give me peanuts and beer!!!
Brethren...and sistren too...verily I say unto you we must remember the text of Acts 20:35, and give, give, give until it hurts...Peanuts only, please!
'Wild' implies erratic behavior, which is just what you're going to get if you don't give me that cookie!!!!
more nuts please but not the ones in your pants
Oh for the love of God, I'm NOT "wild"!!! I'm as domestic as your dumbass dog! Just ask my wife!!!
please feed me. ignore that sign.
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