FROM TIME TO TIME WE RECEIVE SKWERL PHOTOS FROM FOLKS. SOMETIMES WE SNAG ONE WE LIKE FROM A PHOTO DUMP. MOST HAVE LITTLE OR NO COMMENT TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE. SO WE FIGURE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW, THEN TELL US WHAT THE CHITTERBOX IS THINKING OR SAYING USING THE HANDY FORM. WE'LL PUBLISH YOUR RESPONSES EVERY FEW DAYS, AND PUT UP A NEW PIC EVERY WEEK OR TWO.
SKWERL SAYS:
I have the Sciurus Touch: my paw on your hand & there is no going back. Soon you will begin to crave nuts... grow a bushy tail...large front teeth...you will chitter...
The answer to life, the universe, and everything? Cashews!
Sadly, society just isn't there yet, my darling. Until then, we'll just have to keep meeting like this to keep our forbidden love a secret...
Now go, make haste to the Shopping Channel, take hostages, and issue our demands, but only in your name, and those demands are 1) the Shopping Channel will henceforth cease and desist from featuring, promoting, and or selling any anti-squirrel related product, 2) the Shopping Channel will change...
Thus spoke Squirrel: The meaning of life? Simple. From Congress to Forest, Nuts Rule!
"I was captured by a crazy homeowner who taunted me with a song, 'Mr. Squirrel You're Lucky Today', before he let me go in the woods...
Bring me back Snow White's heart....do you hear me good Woodsman!!
Skwerl says... You may kiss my paw. After all, I am rodent royalty and you are my subject. Next time, bring nuts!
May Sqwurlee blessings be upon you...... this day, and forevermore.
Man: Bene, Don Squirlyone. I need a squirrel who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in nuts. I need, Don Squirlyone, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes.
Don Squirlyone: What is the interest for my family?
Man: Thirty percent. In the first year your end should be three, four million nuts. And then it would go up.
Chitters focused hard on the new game warden, the fourth in as many months. He knew the warden was throwing signs to his posse, but what the warden didn't know, couldn't know was that they'd already been neutralized...
Glad ta met ya! They call me Mr. T round yhere. Oh, I don know. Me be cus it's fer to ter yer assup ifin ya dunt tern over allem nuts ta ussun! Ya be gud naw and bringim all.
You look like a looser, but I will give you a chance to redeem yourself... The nuts should be about 400 meter to the east- go and collect! Who knows who's a looser these days anyway... I'll better call my bank!! What's with that v-sign you're doing with your left paw?... Think you're Winston Churchill? I'll teach you!!!!!!!
You seek my blessing? Why yes my son, I shall bless you! Ohay eatgray Skyay irrelsquay... weay eseechbay ouyay otay essblay isthay umbday arseay ithway anymay edbugbay inay ishay underwearay! Now go in peace my son...and get a haircut...you look like a hippy!
Relax, my friend! Take a deep breath... Ahh! It feels good, doesn't it? Deep breathing... Deep! Every muscle... Feels good, doesn't it? Ahhh, breath, breath!... Ah!... -Nature, contact... -blah blah... Remember the beaches of your childhood? You do?.... Blah- blah, trees, blah.... CHAAARRRRGE, all my friends!!!!! He's helpless now... CHARRRRGE- It's PAYBACK time!!!!!!!!
We have a deal, then? Yes, I will bring the nuts to the house tonight. You in exchange will protect my squirrel family from harm at the hands of you and your tribe. Pleasure doing business with you my friend! I was certain we could come to an amicable agreement.
Bow lower, my minion!
hi little squirrel how are you doing.
Synchronise watches!......
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
Then we're agreed, one if by land and two if by sea! Or is it one if by sea and two if by land??? Or... say do I smell a... a... peanut in your pocket? No, well I wasn't certain. Doesn't hurt to ask. Now where were we? You sure about that peanut...?
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