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FOAMY THE SQUIRREL

WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT FOAMY THE SQUIRREL? THAT HE'S RUDE? CRUDE? A CASE STUDY IN HYPERACTIVITY? GENIUS? ALL THAT AND MORE? WE'LL LET YOU JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

CREATED BY AND COURTESY OF JONATHAN IAN MATHERS, FOAMY'S MOVIES REQUIRE THE FLASH PLUG-IN AND TAKE A MINUTE OR TWO TO LOAD AT 56K. WE OFFER YOU ONLY A SMALL ARCHIVE OF FOAMY'S (MOSTLY) OLDER RANTS. FOR MORE RECENT TIRADES, VISIT HIS HOMEPAGE (LINKED BELOW).

PARENTAL ADVISORY! FOAMY LOVES FOUL LANGUAGE AND, SOMETIMES, CARTOON VIOLENCE. HE'S NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR BIG BABIES. SO PARENTS OF YOUNGER KIDS MIGHT WANT TO SCREEN THE MOVIES BEFORE EXPOSING YOUR IMPRESSIONABLE TYKES TO HIS WIT AND WISDOM. THE REST OF YOU DEVIANTS HAVE AT IT...

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INNER DEMONS	GUMMI BEAR GRAVEYARD	THE HANDSHAKE
SQUIRREL SONGS VI	GO GREEN	COMICS AND MOVIES
NEWS	FORTUNE COOKIE	SQUIRREL SONGS II
YESTERDAY MAIL	REPTILE CRUNCH	SQUIRREL PULPY FICTION
A PAIR OF PANTS	THE HATTA	BIGGEST FEAR
EMAIL MALADY	MEDICATED BABY HEADS	ELF DREAMS
CLOUD TALK	A POETIC MEAL	OPEN MIC NIGHT 2
PASSION OF THE ZOMBIES	SQUIRREL SONGS V	EYE STIGMATA
A POSTAL EVENT	AMYTIVILLE TOASTER	CREATIVE ISSUES
A MUSICAL VIEW	SITCOM SILLINESS	FOAMY FAN MAIL 4
SUPER MYSTERY CULT	RANT III	THE OWNER
NONHOLIDAY SPECIAL	FATKINS DIET	FIVE MORE MINUTES
SECRET ADMIRER	DATING ADVICE	FOAMY FAN MAIL III
FOAMY FAN MAIL I	COFFEE-HOUSE PROPAGANDA	SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE
COFFEE STOP	SUGGESTION BOX	CLUB ADVICE
MEDITATIONAL MELEE	SQUIRREL BANTER	FOAMY'S RANT #2
FREE YOUR MIND	SQUIRREL TALK	SPELL-A-CASTERS
FOAMY'S CARD CULT	NUTS TO YOU	FOAMY'S RANT
OPEN MIC NITE	HYPNO FOAMY	FOAMY THOUGHTS
THE WALLET	BITCH-HERMIT GUIDE	FOAMY FAN MAIL II
CHANNELS	SQUIRREL SONGS	TECH SUPPORT