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WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT FOAMY THE SQUIRREL? THAT HE'S RUDE? CRUDE? A CASE STUDY IN HYPERACTIVITY? GENIUS? ALL THAT AND MORE? WE'LL LET YOU JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

CREATED BY AND COURTESY OF JONATHAN IAN MATHERS, FOAMY'S MOVIES REQUIRE THE FLASH PLUG-IN AND TAKE A MINUTE OR TWO TO LOAD AT 56K. WE OFFER YOU ONLY A SMALL ARCHIVE OF FOAMY'S OLDER RANTS. FOR MORE RECENT TIRADES, VISIT HIS HOMEPAGE (LINKED BELOW).

PARENTAL ADVISORY! FOAMY LOVES FOUL LANGUAGE AND, SOMETIMES, CARTOON VIOLENCE. HE'S NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR BIG BABIES. SO PARENTS OF YOUNGER KIDS MIGHT WANT TO SCREEN THE MOVIES BEFORE EXPOSING YOUR IMPRESSIONABLE TYKES TO HIS WIT AND WISDOM. THE REST OF YOU DEVIANTS HAVE AT IT...

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A MODEST ARCHIVE OF FOAMY'S WIT AND WISDOM

NEWS FORTUNE COOKIE SQUIRREL SONGS II
YESTERDAY MAIL REPTILE CRUNCH SQUIRREL PULPY FICTION
A PAIR OF PANTS THE HATTA BIGGEST FEAR
EMAIL MALADY MEDICATED BABY HEADS ELF DREAMS
CLOUD TALK A POETIC MEAL OPEN MIC NIGHT 2
PASSION OF THE ZOMBIES SQUIRREL SONGS V EYE STIGMATA
A POSTAL EVENT AMYTIVILLE TOASTER CREATIVE ISSUES
A MUSICAL VIEW SITCOM SILLINESS FOAMY FAN MAIL 4
SUPER MYSTERY CULT RANT III THE OWNER
NONHOLIDAY SPECIAL FATKINS DIET FIVE MORE MINUTES
SECRET ADMIRER DATING ADVICE FOAMY FAN MAIL III
FOAMY FAN MAIL I COFFEE-HOUSE PROPAGANDA SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE
COFFEE STOP SUGGESTION BOX CLUB ADVICE
MEDITATIONAL MELEE SQUIRREL BANTER FOAMY'S RANT #2
FREE YOUR MIND SQUIRREL TALK SPELL-A-CASTERS
FOAMY'S CARD CULT NUTS TO YOU FOAMY'S RANT
OPEN MIC NITE HYPNO FOAMY FOAMY THOUGHTS